neoncomets:

neoncomets:

I basically just repeat the phrases “oh my god”, “holy shit”, and “hell yeah” and that’s the extent of my personality

that would explain my simple vocabulary and general buffoonery

cattt420:

circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

closet-keys:

dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Отдайте. Им оно нужнее.

Отдайте. Им оно нужнее.

“give it. they need it”

[id: series of pictures of cats pulling on blankets with their mouths]

king:

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

railroadsoftware:

fishingboatproceeds:

I love it when you call me big chungo.

why’s he say stuff like this